North across the field

South! Gain information to enter a SUPER DUNGEON and a RARE weapon!!!

^ THAT'S NORTH!

So, you head North:

You leave the lights of the village behind you and wander out into the cold, misty field. Soon the fog is so thick and chilly around you that you begin to shiver. Your feet sink into the icy mud beneath the tall grasses that grow on the banks of the River of Sighs. For a few moments you can barely see the ground beneath your feet, and you begin to worry that you might accidentally step into that deep, quick-running waterway at the northern edge of the town

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Grit your teeth and press onward.

CREEPY AREAS = HIGH LEVEL MONSTERS = MUCHO EXP!!!!!!!!

I should bring this back.

Just as you come up over the crest at the center of the bridge, the mists part on the other side and a small, dark figure emerges. It looks to be about four feet tall

Offer the goblin your satchel

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Offer the goblin my satchel.  I ain't no pussy.

Sometimes.

give him your satchel then kick his donkey if he starts a fight?

Kick his donkey without giving him anything.

...But since there isn't that option, just give him the poo poo.