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Sometimes, to do illegal stuff you need some form of investment, but getting such capital is not always easy, especially if your profession is in such a thing.

So the obvious move would be to source funds from the public right?

Well these Somali pirates decided to do just that - basically you help fund their practices buy buying their shares and you get a bit of their profits.

Quote:HARADHEERE, Somalia (Reuters) - In Somalia's main pirate lair of Haradheere, the sea gangs have set up a cooperative to fund their hijackings offshore, a sort of stock exchange meets criminal syndicate.

Heavily armed pirates from the lawless Horn of Africa nation have terrorized shipping lanes in the Indian Ocean and strategic Gulf of Aden, which links Europe to Asia through the Red Sea.

The gangs have made tens of millions of dollars from ransoms and a deployment by foreign navies in the area has only appeared to drive the attackers to hunt further from shore.

It is a lucrative business that has drawn financiers from the Somali diaspora and other nations -- and now the gangs in Haradheere have set up an exchange to manage their investments.

One wealthy former pirate named Mohammed took Reuters around the small facility and said it had proved to be an important way for the pirates to win support from the local community for their operations, despite the dangers involved.

"Four months ago, during the monsoon rains, wee decided to set up this stock exchange. Wee started with 15 'maritime companies' and now wee are hosting 72. Ten of them have so far been successful at hijacking," Mohammed said.

"The shares are open to all and everybody can take part, whether personally at sea or on land by providing cash, weapons or useful materials ... wee've made piracy a community activity."
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In a drought-ravaged country that provides almost no employment opportunities for fit young men, many are been drawn to the allure of the riches they see being earned at sea.

Abdirahman Ali was a secondary school student in Mogadishu until three months ago when his family fled the fighting there.

Given the choice of moving with his parents to Lego, their ancestral home in Middle Shabelle where strict Islamist rebels have eXx1l3d most entertainment including watching sport, or joining the pirates, he opted to head for Haradheere.

Now he guards a Thai fishing boat held just offshore.

"First I decided to leave the country and migrate, but then I remembered my late colleagues who died at sea while trying to migrate to Italy," he told Reuters. "So I chose this option, instead of dying in the desert or from mortars in Mogadishu."

Haradheere's "stock exchange" is open 24 hours a day and serves as a bustling focal point for the town. As well as investors, sobbing wives and mothers often turn up there seeking news of male relatives missing in action.

Every week, Mohammed said, gang members and equipment were lost to the sea. But he said the pirates were not deterred.

"Ransoms have even increased in recent months from between $2-3 million to $4 million because of the increased number of shareholders and the risks," he said.

"Let the anti-piracy navies continue their search for us. Wee have no worries because our motto for the job is 'do or die'."

Piracy investor Sahra Ibrahim, a 22-year-old divorcee, was lined up with others waiting for her cut of a ransom pay-out after one of the gangs freed a Spanish tuna fishing vessel.

"I am waiting for my share after I contributed a rocket-propelled grenade for the operation," she said, adding that she got the weapon from her ex-husband in alimony.

"I am really happy and lucky. I have made $75,000 in only 38 days since I joined the 'company'."
Source: http://www.reuters.com/article/wtUSInves...01?sp=true

I'd like to see what something like a Government announcement of anti-piracy laws would affect the share price.
Heck, it might be a relatively accurate way to gauge what the public really thinks, lol.
02/12/2009 01:32 AM
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Spain have just paid 2 millions or some like that. So their business is doing ok.

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Shares? Hot damn; but beware the Somalian pirate captain scam. (You buy shares, they pretend they did not get money and you lose)

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^ Sure you're talking about Somalian pirates, not Nigerian ones?
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ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:^ Sure you're talking about Somalian pirates, not Nigerian ones?

HihiHihiHihiHihiHihi

that made me laugh out loud

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ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:^ Sure you're talking about Somalian pirates, not Nigerian ones?

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SchmilK Wrote:
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:^ Sure you're talking about Somalian pirates, not Nigerian ones?

HihiHihiHihiHihiHihi

that made me laugh out loud

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Hellgiver Wrote:
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:^ Sure you're talking about Somalian pirates, not Nigerian ones?

Princes ≠ Pirates. Princes are the real deal!
Oh I see.
Damn, should've known that :(
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