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~~HERESY~~ · 21/09/2009 07:16 PM

Normally, I don't like to give religious fundamentalists any press, but I just had

to share this little tidbit from one of my favorite nutcases,Recently I found out

that I might be a false prophet.

I know! I was as surprised as anyone to hear it. I'll tell you all about it in a

moment, but first promise me that you will resist the urge to leave a comment

reassuring me that I'm not a false prophet. I don't need reassurance. I AM a false

prophet.

I know many of you are not particularly religious and are wondering what I'm

talking about. You're not exactly sure what a false prophet is, but you've probably

picked up on the idea that being one is not a good thing.

lembas · 21/09/2009 07:21 PM

waitwut.

~~HERESY~~ · 21/09/2009 07:24 PM

This wasn't some dumb answer either

Davis · 21/09/2009 07:27 PM

ASL?

~~HERESY~~ · 21/09/2009 07:35 PM

I would remind you I am the False Prophet . Following me and your superficial form of religion will result in the lake of fire!Many of you do not believe in prophets, true or otherwise, so I expect you would simply laugh this off and go about your business.

Davis · 21/09/2009 07:43 PM

That doesn't answer my question..so..ASL?

~~HERESY~~ · 21/09/2009 07:52 PM

lol What people say on chats to learn who you are and where you live so they can come to your house with a chainsaw and kill you.

bobiscool:hey hi hey lolololoollll
iamsohot:hi
bobiscool:asl
iamsohot:49/f/nebraska
bobiscool:6/m/america
iamsohot:kool wats ur name
bobiscool:bobiscool
iamsohot:no ur reel name
bobiscool:bobby jimson
iamsohot:wana kis
bobiscool:ya
iamsohot:smooch
bobiscool:smooch
iamsohot:lol!!!1111 i got to go c u bye
bobiscool:bye
iamsohot:wat is ur adres
bobiscool:464 cinnamon way
iamsohot:k bye

The next day Bobby's parents went to his room to see how he was doing,and found his head chopped off.Poor Bobby.

feinicks · 21/09/2009 07:57 PM

I am the Human incarnation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Bow to my 8 I-Rather-You-Didn'ts!

~~HERESY~~ · 21/09/2009 08:00 PM

OK if is the age sex location. which is followed by a block from your buddylist
"what up!!!! ASL?"I could never get to grips with ASL so I had to drop it.

feinicks · 21/09/2009 08:01 PM

I eated Pizza.

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