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SchmilK · 12/04/2009 12:22 PM

All Employees,

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

Since wee cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, wee will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe wee are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

Sincerely,

The Boss

Vegetano1 · 12/04/2009 12:27 PM

haha,. you'r kidding right,. >?

Schmilk needs to be reminded that he aint the boss

;p

Mickey · 12/04/2009 12:30 PM

lol read this somewhere else, can't remember where :x

clispe · 12/04/2009 12:32 PM

lower ur insurance by swithcing to GEICO...lol i saved alot! cause i don't have a car :p

feinicks · 12/04/2009 12:37 PM

/sings for change cause there ain't no Obama here!

S7* · 12/04/2009 12:50 PM

changechangechangechangechangechangechangechangechangechangechangechange

beaner2k6 · 12/04/2009 07:05 PM

obama
nuff said

SchmilK · 13/04/2009 06:31 AM

beaner2k6 Wrote:obama
nuff said

Nobama
nuffer said

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