I've managed to infect my desktop wit a plague of engrish spyware. fake engrish spyware scanners, engrish advertisments.

"Scan computer wee must to ensure spyware freedom. Now install [insert convincing name here]?"

No

"Freedom scan commencing..."

"ACHTUNG! Spywares squatting in computer innards! Evict?"

No

"Spyware squatters evicted not. Time of trialing over. Buy you must."

No

This sounds like an Engrish Yoda... Strangely my real antivirus/spyware can see nothing wrong...

* PSPkiller wonders if it's Conficker... Because Windows update has stopped working...