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Chroma
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Backwards.
If you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy backwards, it's about a guy who finds a ring in a volcano then walks home.

If you watch Fight Club backwards, you see Ed Norton turn from a crazy street person to a productive member of society.

If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's a show about rich people paying money to answer stupid questions.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps vomiting people up until they have to open a beach.

If you watch Heroes backwards, you realize it's progressively getting better over time.

If you watch Rambo backwards, it's about Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vaccuum.

If you watch Memento backwards, it makes complete sense.

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12/03/2009 11:47 PM
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RE: Backwards.
If you watch Role Models backwards, it's a movie about Kiss turning into regular people with problems.

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13/03/2009 12:02 AM
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RE: Backwards.
If you watch "Groundhog Day" backwards a really nice guy relives the same day over and over until he turns into a jerk.

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superdouche Wrote:
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superdouche Wrote:You need at least an 8 inch penis, that's what I heard.
Man, if I had 8 inches, I would find a better use for it :P
Like what, pushing elevator buttons?
13/03/2009 07:06 AM
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RE: Backwards.
what happens if wee watch you backwards?

13/03/2009 08:08 PM
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RE: Backwards.
I love this thread.


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RE: Backwards.
If you watch the Dark Knight backwards, it's about how The Joker makes Gotham City more peaceful and crime free.


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13/03/2009 08:57 PM
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RE: Backwards.
If you watch Lost In Translation backwards, Bill Murray whispers something in Scarolette Johansen's ears, then some other stuff happens, then you see her in bed in her underwear.

If you watch I Am Legend backwards, Will Smith blows up a lab in his basement, kills his dog and then says hello to his family after they fly home to NYC in a chopper.

If you watch Grey's Anatomy backwards it's about a bunch of melodramatic bitches.

If you watch the first Matrix backwards, you watch a superhero of some-sort fall in love and slowly but surely he gives up everything he knows until he finds himself in a dead end job getting taunted by the people he was once friends with, including the girl.

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superdouche Wrote:
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superdouche Wrote:You need at least an 8 inch penis, that's what I heard.
Man, if I had 8 inches, I would find a better use for it :P
Like what, pushing elevator buttons?
14/03/2009 01:00 AM
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