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Quote:A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after stabbing his 70-year-old father to death in their apartment in the German city of Cologne, police said.

The body of the offender, 24, was found headless when police raced to the apartment after an emergency call, apparently from the dying father, had been broken off in mid-sentence.

Alf Willwacher, a senior prosecutor, said an electric chainsaw was next to the son's body.

"Wee do not believe any third party was involved,'' he said.

Neighbours said the father and son had been reclusive since the death of the mother, allegedly by suicide, several years ago.


I'm officially your source for fudged up news...


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W00T! Who is going to check and see if this is possible???

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lol. Must've hurt.


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mmzz... how de manage to take the whole head off =.=

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dropped it on himself?


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The_316_Wolf Wrote:I'm officially your source for fudged up news...

Actually, fark.com is, but thanks for playing.

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What the hell lol, idiot.
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Coool

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incadudeF Wrote:W00T! Who is going to check and see if this is possible???

anyone here want to verify whether it's possible? (I'll send u the chainsaw)

EDIT: I'll also fix the police side, so when u do it, it won't be on the news. + as a bonus, I'll financially support the clean up operation for the mess on the floor as well... so noone will know a thing ^.^
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