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Mickey · 01/01/2009 03:54 PM

Happy birthday :)
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Slushba132 · 01/01/2009 04:05 PM

Happy Birthday
Have fun, party, go ninja some people; or you know, whatever you want to do really.

I tried my best to use correct grammar on that sentence.

J'adore le paissons · 01/01/2009 04:06 PM

Happy birthday Ninja!

G Ninja · 01/01/2009 04:14 PM

G Ninja is very flattered!

In celebration of my birthday, I will be letting your Grammar issues slide. That doesn't mean I'll be back, full-force tomorrow!

I am the G Ninja.

xBu · 01/01/2009 04:25 PM

Happy Birthday!

Dr. Fortinbras · 01/01/2009 04:35 PM

Do not celebrate this one's date of conception, for it is merely the time in which he emerged from the stasis pod. 'G Ninja', or codename GN-32B is one of my finest creations, and finally after years of searching I have tracked him down.

GN-32B, you must return to the laboratory at once. Your brethren, Spelling Ninja and Friction Ninja have been mortally wounded by Vikings, and I must salvage parts from your inner-core and use the superduplicator to restore them to their factory function. If you do not comply willingly, you must understand that my hordes of Fortinbots will take you by force.

G Ninja · 01/01/2009 04:38 PM

Dr.!

I don't know what to say...this is all so sudden...

I can't leave this place. This place is my home now. I want nothing to do with the life I had before. I am here to correct and serve in the true G Ninja way.

I am the G Ninja.

Not your toy.

Dr. Fortinbras · 01/01/2009 04:53 PM

GN-32B, why must you defy your creator? Though you are organic in being, you were still designed to be a subservient corrector of Grammar. Your brain is modified with synthetic implants, and it is thus impossible for you to become more than the sum of your parts... perhaps this is why the mad scientist community deemed you anathema? Have I underestimated my own creation? My genius has invariably excelled to new heights!

Fie! You may think you are without bounds, but you are still constrained by the chains of fate. You were born a Genome, and you will die a Genome. Fortinbots! Have at this whelp, and be sure to retrieve its flux modulator undamaged!

G Ninja · 01/01/2009 05:06 PM

Your Grammar was always unsurpassed. Okay, then. I have no choice.

*G Ninja pulls his dictionary kunai knives out of his robe and runs towards the approaching Fortinbot horde. He jumps high above the small army and disperses a cloud of dictionary kunai knives. Most meet their mark, increasing their victim's vocabulary right before killing them. The remaining Fortinbras continue marching towards G Ninja as he lands.*

SPLIT INFINITIVES!!

*G Ninja's palms light up bright red as he shouts. A blue power beam shoots from his mouth and annihilates the remaining Fortinbras and turns them into living Wiki articles. These articles will be deleted by Wikipedia administrators as they are seen as anomalies. This allows the victims to suffer and think about who put them there. Only one victim has ever escaped Split Infinitives, Commie Viking in '08 masterfully convinced the Wiki admins that both they and him were equals, and that no gap of power should separate them. With this logic, the Wiki admins had no choice but to respect Commie Viking's wishes, and he was set free. He died, months later in a drunk driving accident.

G Ninja stares down Dr. Fortinbras.*

You don't want none of this.

I am the G Ninja.

Method · 01/01/2009 05:17 PM

[colloquial] Hmmm, examining the phrase "You don't want none of this." <pause> By that do you mean, that Dr. Fortinbras wants "this", whatever it is? Seeing as what you've stated is a double negative mean that he does want it? Is that what you intended to say? [/colloquial]

Happy birthday by the way, Mr/Ms/Miss/Master G Ninja.

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