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Get rid of bush on 1/20/09
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Kaiser
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Get rid of bush on 1/20/09
Quote:My fellow Americans. Regardless of how you voted this past Tuesday, the timely exit of President Bush should be something wee can all agree on.

And for such a momentous occasion, a celebration is in order.

So to commemorate our new found freedom from the last eight years, the Mominatrix is encouraging you to unite together and “Shave the Date” -- Inauguration Day, January 20, 2009, when wee will leave no bush behind.

Wee, the people with pubic hair, should come together and celebrate this historic election. Show your love for your country, and as you watch our new president take his oath and feel your satin undies against your smooth nether region, you can take pride in knowing you've rid your world of bush once and for all.

Now before you run off hog wild and stockpile bottles of Nair, here are a few helpful hints to consider as you prepare to rid yourself from the shackles of your pubes.

1. Shaving can be a convenient option for moms, but it will require more attention than you might be able to spare on any given day. Schedule a babysitter, grab your Dustbuster, and lock the bathroom door. Definitely invest in a good razor and shaving cream, and if you haven’t shaved before, make sure to trim before going at it. And for god sakes find a decent mirror.

2. Some women swear by the electric clippers, and while they can make short work of your pubes, be careful. Confidence can lead to cuts. You’ve already had enough trauma down there; no need to do more damage.

3. A bikini wax is always a great excuse to get a little alone time away from the kids. Make sure to ask for an aesthetician recommendation before stopping at some random strip mall just because it’s on the way home. And consider doing a trial run; the more waxes you have, the less painful it can be. Either way, definitely pop a few Advil before your appointment.

4. If you’re feeling creative, then snag a Hair Care Down There kit. Not only does it provide you with all the necessary DIY pubic hair couture tools, but you can even do fancy designs. Stars and stripes, anyone?

Join the movement and Shave the Date – 01.20.2009!

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08/12/2008 06:23 AM
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RE: Get rid of bush on 1/20/09
lmao at the imperfectparent web page...

and what a concept!  :O  my boss asked me what i was reading, i explained, but he doesn't understand why anyone would shave a bush...then i said not a green bush a pube bush....he had never heard of one of those...then I REALY explained and OH BOY i wish i could post the red face he has :P  He is very much a prude when it comes to sexual hahaha jokes...

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08/12/2008 07:22 AM
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RE: Get rid of bush on 1/20/09
I lol'd

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RE: Get rid of bush on 1/20/09
......
I've tried that before...
it usually just itchy as hell and annoying...


aside from that, I like president bush...

08/12/2008 03:20 PM
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RE: Get rid of bush on 1/20/09
I would shave, but it gets all itchy and prickly a week later.
Trim, yes, shave, no.

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RE: Get rid of bush on 1/20/09
Chroma Wrote:I would shave, but it gets all itchy and prickly a week later.
Trim, yes, shave, no.
Slushba132 Wrote:......
I've tried that before...
it usually just itchy as hell and annoying...


aside from that, I like president bush...

Exactly

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RE: Get rid of bush on 1/20/09
lol wow

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LOL!
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RE: Get rid of bush on 1/20/09
alright...
I did it...
and I figured out, I guess you have to go with the grain of the hair...

I think it also helps to use shaving cream and I applied aloe afterwards...
so far no itching

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Slushba132 Wrote:alright...
I did it...
and I figured out, I guess you have to go with the grain of the hair...

I think it also helps to use shaving cream and I applied aloe afterwards...
so far no itching

double you tee eff you didnt know to go with the grain?! Facepalm wait 5 days later Sadcorner

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