26. Put up adsense on your website and sPa/\/\ links to your website everywhere.

27. Make and sell aluminum can ash trays (I can usually sell them for about 4-5$ per tray)

28. Hang out with hobos (similar to begging for money bt that guy does it for you)

29. Mow lawns

30. Fix computers (most people here are the general go to guy for computer problems. START CHARGING MONEY!)

31. Build a phishing page for a credit card company. Highly Illegal, but is probably going to get you a lot of money.

32. Write codes or programs, people get payed for game and application design.

33. add a donate button to your site. (That's probably not worth a lot of money. Those selfish bastards)

34. Buy stuff and sell it for more on ebay.

35. Sell stuff you already bought on ebay.

36. Mug little kids.

37. Sexual favors. (I help you, you help me)

38. Become a matchmaker.

39. Become a maid.

40. Become a slave trader.

41. Runescape power leveling service. (You get 5 dollars to play a game for somebody.)

42. Get car insurance. Get house insurance. Crash your car into your house have them pay for each other. (so you don't get the money but that's like 50,000 dollars if your house isn't payed off yet. (also that joke was 'borrowed' from last comic standing))

43. Find some fruit trees. Pick and sell fruit.

44. Dog babysitting service.

45. Baby babysitting service.

46. Holding babies hostage for 10$


that's about 20 I think. I'm bored, so that is it for now.

My GOAT!

#49 Become an Assassin for hire

#50 Become a mascot

#51 Babysit (zzzzzzzz)

#52 Become a ShadowBroker

#53 Sell Virtual property on a MMORPG

#54 'borrow' exams papers and sell them

#55 Dance on the street. If people don't pay you for talent, stalk them till they do!

#56 Sell One Night In Paris to a perv with no access to net.

#57 Sing to be paid (if u sing nice, then good... if not, even better!)

#58 Hold your funeral and nick all the funds.

#59 Nick someone's puppy and sell it.

#60 Go to sleep and refuse to wake up without $10 in your hand.

#61 Break your teeth and hope that tooth-fairy exists!

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:#62
Set up a joint venture with a friend selling tap water.  Hire a bottle designer and a team of marketeers, gathering funds via share distributions.  Illegally set up your business outside of schools, festivals, company buildings, city street malls and so on.  Pay people to graffiti your logo everywhere (aka free advertising).  Pay strippers to advertise your product as well (they can be quite convincing).  Then store up LOTS and LOTS of tap water, which reduces the available supply of water to the public and either drives up the cost of water, or causes the government to put restrictions on water (if not, lobby).  Now with your monopolistic position in the tap water market, start earning big $$$.  With that, expand the business internationally to penetrate more markets.  Whilst doing this, buy out all the ports in the world and invest all this money into desalination plants.  Make sure you make the entire sea (aka 70% of earth) under your control.
After you've done all that, sell the business, dump the money on the street somewhere, and keep $10 for yourself.

flaw:

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:...Pay people to graffiti your logo everywhere (aka free advertising)...

Also, you play too much Simcity :P

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:I meant free as in you don't have to pay some sort of "on going" fee >_>

Free as in

FREE BEER $1