Slushba132 Wrote:

Vlad The Impaler Wrote:Every womenfolk need a little impaling. ;-) Some you impale soft, while others want it a little harder.

Impaling is really an artform. You'll have to understand the lady, read her body language just right. She'll have to want you to impale her, and you'll have to understand the signals she sends.
Then you'll have to work your way up to the actual impaling. Talk with her, if you're really good break through the porticullis of her personality and pillage the keep of her being, make her comfortable around you.

Then, cradle her in your arms, like the strongest granite walls cradle its garrison of crossbowmen, caress her like the wind caresses the tall pine trees in the darkened forests. Take in the wonderous forms and curves of her body, like the steepest mountain tops to the bottom of the lowest windswept ravines.

And then, when all is ready, when the moment is right, you impale her.

Impale is when you shove a cone shaped stick through someones body. Then you let gravity slowly pull them to the ground while the stick gets wider and wider opening and opening the wound. Tearing through there flesh and ripping through organs leaving a trail of blood all the way up the pole as they go closer and closer to the ground. Screaming at the pain and begging for the mercy that just won't come. Leaving them dead with a foot wide hole through their chest

Slushba132 Wrote:

Vlad The Impaler Wrote:

Slushba132 Wrote:

Vlad The Impaler Wrote:Every womenfolk need a little impaling. ;-) Some you impale soft, while others want it a little harder.

Impaling is really an artform. You'll have to understand the lady, read her body language just right. She'll have to want you to impale her, and you'll have to understand the signals she sends.
Then you'll have to work your way up to the actual impaling. Talk with her, if you're really good break through the porticullis of her personality and pillage the keep of her being, make her comfortable around you.

Then, cradle her in your arms, like the strongest granite walls cradle its garrison of crossbowmen, caress her like the wind caresses the tall pine trees in the darkened forests. Take in the wonderous forms and curves of her body, like the steepest mountain tops to the bottom of the lowest windswept ravines.

And then, when all is ready, when the moment is right, you impale her.

Impale is when you shove a cone shaped stick through someones body. Then you let gravity slowly pull them to the ground while the stick gets wider and wider opening and opening the wound. Tearing through there flesh and ripping through organs leaving a trail of blood all the way up the pole as they go closer and closer to the ground. Screaming at the pain and begging for the mercy that just won't come. Leaving them dead with a foot wide hole through their chest

Spoon dawg. You have a really weird approach to making love to the womenfolk.

I am your conscience, and I am telling you what you already know.

Slushba132 Wrote:

Vlad The Impaler Wrote:

Slushba132 Wrote:

Vlad The Impaler Wrote:

Slushba132 Wrote:

Vlad The Impaler Wrote:Every womenfolk need a little impaling. ;-) Some you impale soft, while others want it a little harder.

Impaling is really an artform. You'll have to understand the lady, read her body language just right. She'll have to want you to impale her, and you'll have to understand the signals she sends.
Then you'll have to work your way up to the actual impaling. Talk with her, if you're really good break through the porticullis of her personality and pillage the keep of her being, make her comfortable around you.

Then, cradle her in your arms, like the strongest granite walls cradle its garrison of crossbowmen, caress her like the wind caresses the tall pine trees in the darkened forests. Take in the wonderous forms and curves of her body, like the steepest mountain tops to the bottom of the lowest windswept ravines.

And then, when all is ready, when the moment is right, you impale her.

Impale is when you shove a cone shaped stick through someones body. Then you let gravity slowly pull them to the ground while the stick gets wider and wider opening and opening the wound. Tearing through there flesh and ripping through organs leaving a trail of blood all the way up the pole as they go closer and closer to the ground. Screaming at the pain and begging for the mercy that just won't come. Leaving them dead with a foot wide hole through their chest

Spoon dawg. You have a really weird approach to making love to the womenfolk.

I am your conscience, and I am telling you what you already know.

You appear to be rather excited about something. Is there anything I can do to help ease your problems?
Impalement works wonders, so I hear.

You're gay now too?
First that ninja now this...