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xD A README. Yes it's real
README Wrote:Once upon a time there was a printer who lived in the woods. He was a lonely printer, because nobody knew how to configure him. He hoped and hoped for someone to play with.

One day, the wind passed by the printer’s cottage. “Whoosh,” said the wind. The printer became excited. Maybe the wind would be his friend!

“Will you be my friend?” the printer asked.

“Whoosh,” said the wind.

“What does that mean?” asked the printer.

“Whoosh,” said the wind, and with that it was gone.

The printer was confused. He spent the rest of the day thinking and jamming paper (for that is what little printers do when they are confused).

The next day a storm came. The rain came pouring down, darkening the morning sky and destroying the printer’s garden. The little printer was upset. “Why are you being so mean to me?” he asked.

“Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter,” said the rain.

“Will you be my friend?” the printer asked shyly.

“Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter,” said the rain, and then it left and the sun came out.

The printer was sad. He spent the rest of the day inside, sobbing and blinking lights cryptically (for that is what little printers do when they are sad).

Then one day, a little girl stumbled into the printer’s clearing in the woods. The printer looked at this curious sight. He didn’t know what to think.

The little girl looked up at him. “Will you be my friend?” she asked.

“Yes,” said the printer.

“What is your name?” asked the little girl.

“HP 4100TN”, replied the printer.

“My name is gnome-cups-manager” said the little girl.

The printer was happy. He spent the rest of the day playing games and printing documents, for that is what little printers do when they are happy.

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04/08/2008 12:48 AM
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fudgeing ace!!
04/08/2008 12:55 AM
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I love that story If
*sniff *sniff
it's so beautiful and then ending is so sweet

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04/08/2008 12:57 AM
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Wow, that's one creative readme :)
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that is an awesome readme. most just boss me around and tell me what to do, but this one... this one made me cry

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Will you be my friend???

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lmao that was awsome!!!


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lol that was a good read :)
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haha..!! sweet!

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05/08/2008 07:22 PM
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wow, that printer is lucky to have a girl with those kinds of cups. :3

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06/08/2008 01:08 PM
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