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How many ______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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ZiNgA BuRgA
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How many ______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Make your own up, and the next poster will guess a number (with explanation) and post his/her own one up.


Okay, I start:

How many marketeers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
28/04/2008 11:15 PM
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RE: How many ______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
three. one to sell it, one to fit it and another to con you out of all your cash

how many n00bz does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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29/04/2008 03:07 AM
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RE: How many ______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
20.

Statistically, 50% of n00bz will go "PLZZZ HLP!!!!", the lightbulb, 20% will break them, 10% will try screwing it into the wrong holes, 5% will stand there doing nothing, 5% will go "What's a lightbulb?", and the other 10% will actually attempt the feat, with only 5% actually succeeding.


How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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29/04/2008 03:21 AM
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RE: How many ______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many ceiling cats does it take to screw in a light bulb? none, they just watch you masturbate.
^I made that one ^_^
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29/04/2008 04:55 AM
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scuba divers.......  no billchocolate i have no idea
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5 since the other 4 caught the bends

how many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
29/04/2008 06:52 AM
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RE: How many ______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Depends on whether you have a n00b screwing it in, (and depends into where).

How many acrobats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
29/04/2008 07:06 AM
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RE: How many ______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
quite a few, bats have trouble holding things that were made for humans.
It doesn't help that their vision is poor, dunno what the acro part is supposed to mean, it's sounds like some sort of a killer whale.

How many Zinger Burgers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
29/04/2008 08:48 PM
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RE: How many ______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Sparker Wrote:quite a few, bats have trouble holding things that were made for humans.
It doesn't help that their vision is poor, dunno what the acro part is supposed to mean, it's sounds like some sort of a killer whale.

How many Zinger Burgers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3!
one to manage the monkeys on the forum from fking up the light bulb
one to keep an eye on himself
and one to screw in the wrong light bulb
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29/04/2008 08:59 PM
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:@

How many pedophiles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
30/04/2008 01:23 AM
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