Poll: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause George Bush was on his side of the road.
It was stuck to the chicken who wanted to get to the other side.
It was pressured by all these "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes to see what it was like.
It saw a car comming, so it thought it would try reverse psychology on itself.
It didn't cross the road. The event you see is really a projection of the space-time continuum...
It was lost.
The chicken is strangely sexual.
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YoYoBallz
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ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:You can get condoms in Happy Meals though (too lazy to find link to story).

how about the lady who found a severed finger in her wendy's chili?
06/10/2007 04:02 PM
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Haven't heard that one...

Just imagine the number of things wee don't find.

But still, severed finger kinda makes sense.  Condoms?  It makes me wonder how they make Happy Meals...
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The real Q?' should B is
witch came first the chicken or the egg ?

I say the it was the Paramaecium then the chicken & then the egg lol :)

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dunno. maybe he saw a computer and wanted to get on e.p

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thought it was a good day to die

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He was being chased by chuck Norris...you'd cross that road aswell, and sharpish

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