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Method · 07/03/2008 01:40 AM

MY POST IS BETTER THAN YOURS

SchmilK · 07/03/2008 03:52 PM

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the Currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one lady in front of me. . .
an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . ..

She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too

andrewcc · 07/03/2008 04:28 PM

an englishman a welshman and an irishman are in a jungle when they get ambushed by the natives there. the chief of the tribe gives them a challange to find 10 of any fruit. they all go out to look and after a while the irishman returns with ten oranges. the chief then tells him he has to stick those oranges up his donkey without making expressions or laughing or he gets killed. he tries his best but they won't go up so he gets taken to be killed. the welshman returns later with a hand full of berries. he gets the same challenge but as he is about to stick the last one up his donkey he bursts out laughing and is therefore taken to be killed. up in heaven the two are talking and the irishman asks 'why did you laugh? you were doing well.' to which the welshman replies 'i was doing good to start off with until i saw something i had to laugh at. i saw the englishman walk back with ten pineapples!!!!!!' *ouch

NIGathan · 08/03/2008 02:25 AM

haha that's pretty funny.

ok i got a joke.

You have a donkey and I have a chicken. If your donkey eats the feet off my chicken, what do you get?

Spoiler for answer:

Wolf · 18/03/2008 01:21 AM

Ge is in.

18/03/2008 01:44 AM

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/1154/Hip+Hop+Parrot/

Dude, check out this awesome parrot^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=670EEmUlszc

and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zS-z_U-hKI
and this!

Chroma · 26/03/2008 05:01 PM

Andrew, you're in

xero1 · 26/03/2008 07:31 PM

A guy walks into pub, sits down and orders a drink.

Some time passes, and says to the bartender "would you like to see something cool" he replies "sure, but I have seen a lot of stuff in my life this better be good"

The guy pulls out a 12" guy and a piano, the 12" guy sits down and starts playing this beautiful song.

The bartender says "now the is cool, where did you get him?" the guy says "from my genie"

Bartender says "That's BS, you don't have one"

The man reaches into is bag and pulls out the lantern, and says "go ahead make a wish"

The bartender rubs the lantern, out comes the genie, and he wishes for a 1,000,000 bucks.

20 minutes pass by, and nothing happens. The bartender says "Ok, where is my money?"

The 12" guy says "Go outside"

The bartender does, and sees the sky filled with a 1,000,000 ducks.

He says "I wished for a 1,000,000 buck, what the hell is this?'

The guy replies "do you think I wished for a 12" pianist"

feinicks · 30/03/2008 01:55 AM

lolzzz my sig!

Chroma · 17/04/2008 02:34 PM

xero1 Wrote:A guy walks into pub, sits down and orders a drink.

Some time passes, and says to the bartender "would you like to see something cool" he replies "sure, but I have seen a lot of stuff in my life this better be good"

The guy pulls out a 12" guy and a piano, the 12" guy sits down and starts playing this beautiful song.

The bartender says "now the is cool, where did you get him?" the guy says "from my genie"

Bartender says "That's BS, you don't have one"

The man reaches into is bag and pulls out the lantern, and says "go ahead make a wish"

The bartender rubs the lantern, out comes the genie, and he wishes for a 1,000,000 bucks.

20 minutes pass by, and nothing happens. The bartender says "Ok, where is my money?"

The 12" guy says "Go outside"

The bartender does, and sees the sky filled with a 1,000,000 ducks.

He says "I wished for a 1,000,000 buck, what the hell is this?'

The guy replies "do you think I wished for a 12" pianist"

Sorry for the bump, but I haven't checked this thread in a while. Xero, you're in!

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