Assassinator Wrote:It makes you invisible, but it wouldn't make anything else invisible, like your cloths, what you're carrying and so on.


So you'll have to walk around naked. Then 60 seconds later...

Exactly why there would most likely be some buttsex involved.

But after thinkin about it a little today i figured out what i would do.

First, ill start by setting the scene. Location: Austin, Texas. Year: Present. Time of day: 1PM.

I would put the potion in my pocket, and go to a cop station and 'borrow' the most badass lookin cop car, turn on the siren and yell "Pigs are dumber than dogchocolate," through the CB speaker thing. Then id get tha hell outa there, and light up a fat donkey blunt of dank, leading the world's biggest, longest lasting, most badass cop chase. Complete with crazy donkey driftin, badass jumps, and of course nothing but pro donkey driving.

While being chased i would somehow start stripping off all my clothes, to prepare for the escape, and start smokin cigarettes to keep my cool.

I keep driving till I reach the Canadian border... Whatever state i might be in, i mean i am in a cop chase who knows where ill end up.

Right when i see the border to Canada and im within a quarter mile of it i open the vile and chug the potion down, and dive outa tha car haulin as much donkey into Canada as possible. I would then begin my new life in Canada.

Assassinator Wrote:

NIGathan Wrote:

Assassinator Wrote:It makes you invisible, but it wouldn't make anything else invisible, like your cloths, what you're carrying and so on.


So you'll have to walk around naked. Then 60 seconds later...

Exactly why there would most likely be some buttsex involved.

But after thinkin about it a little today i figured out what i would do.

First, ill start by setting the scene. Location: Austin, Texas. Year: Present. Time of day: 1PM.

I would put the potion in my pocket, and go to a cop station and 'borrow' the most badass lookin cop car, turn on the siren and yell "Pigs are dumber than dogchocolate," through the CB speaker thing. Then id get tha hell outa there, and light up a fat donkey blunt of dank, leading the world's biggest, longest lasting, most badass cop chase. Complete with crazy donkey driftin, badass jumps, and of course nothing but pro donkey driving.

While being chased i would somehow start stripping off all my clothes, to prepare for the escape, and start smokin cigarettes to keep my cool.

I keep driving till I reach the Canadian border... Whatever state i might be in, i mean i am in a cop chase who knows where ill end up.

Right when i see the border to Canada and im within a quarter mile of it i open the vile and chug the potion down, and dive outa tha car haulin as much donkey into Canada as possible. I would then begin my new life in Canada.

LOL at that  


Would be cool if anyone can pull that off.


But all in all, you probably won't get past the 1st bit.

lol, sure i will all i got to do is burn off.

Assassinator Wrote:

NIGathan Wrote:

Assassinator Wrote:LOL at that  


Would be cool if anyone can pull that off.


But all in all, you probably won't get past the 1st bit.

lol, sure i will all i got to do is burn off.

There will be lots of cops, and they will use road blocks, shoot your tyres and do other kinds of cheap spoon to stop you. They will have helicopters over your head. You likely won't get very far.


Even if you get away, the potion only lasts 60 secs. you won't likely be able to loose them in that time, and they'll rape you. If you do manage to get to Canada, I'm pretty sure the Canadian police will just team up with the US, and get you there.

yes, in reality but is invisible potion in reality? exactly...

and... when the cops start getting on my donkey too much i hit "Left Shift + A" to enable "Flying Cars" cheat and just fly to Canada.

Oh ya ill also need to press "Right Shift + H" for "Infinite Car Health".

lol, if you don't know what im talking about im quoting shortcut keys from the GTA: SA trainer, "GTA: SA Crazy Trainer +151"

Assassinator Wrote:But then you won't need the invis potion anymore

Then ill keep it for buttsex...