loves milk and cows

So Sparker got angry, and screamed out DESU Desu Desu Desu Desu, HOWEVER, a giant monster admitted he was gay and also a lesbian, "THOSE DARNED LESBIANS" hollered Gene Simmons, who was equally as gay as Paul Stanley, who...

"AARRGH!" cried the author

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:"AARRGH!" cried the author

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Once upon a time lived the most unlucky guy to ever have been granted life with a face like Elijah Wood, who was very "Hobbity", except for when he needed to go to the ladies toilet and took the biggest dump in the universe on top the biggest dwarf in the village who was missing a leg !!! and his name is Gandalf the Multicolored, who had two heads and no penis. So then, Frodo Baggins, 'borrowed' from Sparker what was his cheese cake and what Gandalf lacked. So Sparker got angry, and screamed out DESU Desu Desu Desu Desu, HOWEVER, a giant monster admitted he was gay and also a lesbian, "THOSE DARNED LESBIANS" hollered Gene Simmons, who was equally as gay as Paul Stanley, who was secretly dating...

Once upon a time lived the most unlucky guy to ever have been granted life with a face like Elijah Wood, who was very "Hobbity", except for when he needed to go to the ladies toilet and took the biggest dump in the universe on top the biggest dwarf in the village who was missing a leg !!! and his name is Gandalf the Multicolored, who had two heads and no penis. So then, Frodo Baggins, 'borrowed' from Sparker what was his cheese cake and what Gandalf lacked. So Sparker got angry, and screamed out DESU Desu Desu Desu Desu, HOWEVER, a giant monster admitted he was gay and also a lesbian, "THOSE DARNED LESBIANS" hollered Gene Simmons, who was equally as gay as Paul Stanley, who...

"AARRGH!" cried the author!

...Was secretly dating me at the time.

(This post was last modified: 08/05/2007 05:26 PM by iggrull.)

Once upon a time lived the most unlucky guy to ever have been granted life with a face like Elijah Wood, who was very "Hobbity", except for when he needed to go to the ladies toilet and took the biggest dump in the universe on top the biggest dwarf in the village who was missing a leg !!! and his name is Gandalf the Multicolored, who had two heads and no penis. So then, Frodo Baggins, 'borrowed' from Sparker what was his cheese cake and what Gandalf lacked. So Sparker got angry, and screamed out DESU Desu Desu Desu Desu, HOWEVER, a giant monster admitted he was gay and also a lesbian, "THOSE DARNED LESBIANS" hollered Gene Simmons, who was equally as gay as Paul Stanley, who...

"AARRGH!" cried the author!

...Was secretly dating me at the time, then dumped you for Gandalf,

Once upon a time lived the most unlucky guy to ever have been granted life with a face like Elijah Wood, who was very "Hobbity", except for when he needed to go to the ladies toilet and took the biggest dump in the universe on top the biggest dwarf in the village who was missing a leg !!! and his name is Gandalf the Multicolored, who had two heads and no penis. So then, Frodo Baggins, 'borrowed' from Sparker what was his cheese cake and what Gandalf lacked. So Sparker got angry, and screamed out DESU Desu Desu Desu Desu, HOWEVER, a giant monster admitted he was gay and also a lesbian, "THOSE DARNED LESBIANS" hollered Gene Simmons, who was equally as gay as Paul Stanley, who...

"AARRGH!" cried the author!

...Was secretly dating me at the time, then dumped you for Gandalf, managed to rape himself

Once upon a time lived the most unlucky guy to ever have been granted life with a face like Elijah Wood, who was very "Hobbity", except for when he needed to go to the ladies toilet and took the biggest dump in the universe on top the biggest dwarf in the village who was missing a leg !!! and his name is Gandalf the Multicolored, who had two heads and no penis. So then, Frodo Baggins, 'borrowed' from Sparker what was his cheese cake and what Gandalf lacked. So Sparker got angry, and screamed out DESU Desu Desu Desu Desu, HOWEVER, a giant monster admitted he was gay and also a lesbian, "THOSE DARNED LESBIANS" hollered Gene Simmons, who was equally as gay as Paul Stanley, who...

"AARRGH!" cried the author!

...Was secretly dating me at the time, then dumped you for Gandalf, managed to rape himself with a frozen stick of butter

Once upon a time lived the most unlucky guy to ever have been granted life with a face like Elijah Wood, who was very "Hobbity", except for when he needed to go to the ladies toilet and took the biggest dump in the universe on top the biggest dwarf in the village who was missing a leg !!! and his name is Gandalf the Multicolored, who had two heads and no penis. So then, Frodo Baggins, 'borrowed' from Sparker what was his cheese cake and what Gandalf lacked. So Sparker got angry, and screamed out DESU Desu Desu Desu Desu, HOWEVER, a giant monster admitted he was gay and also a lesbian, "THOSE DARNED LESBIANS" hollered Gene Simmons, who was equally as gay as Paul Stanley, who...

"AARRGH!" cried the author!

...Was secretly dating me at the time, then dumped you for Gandalf, managed to rape himself with a frozen stick of butter because he had no

Once upon a time lived the most unlucky guy to ever have been granted life with a face like Elijah Wood, who was very "Hobbity", except for when he needed to go to the ladies toilet and took the biggest dump in the universe on top the biggest dwarf in the village who was missing a leg !!! and his name is Gandalf the Multicolored, who had two heads and no penis. So then, Frodo Baggins, 'borrowed' from Sparker what was his cheese cake and what Gandalf lacked. So Sparker got angry, and screamed out DESU Desu Desu Desu Desu, HOWEVER, a giant monster admitted he was gay and also a lesbian, "THOSE DARNED LESBIANS" hollered Gene Simmons, who was equally as gay as Paul Stanley, who...

"AARRGH!" cried the author!

...Was secretly dating me at the time, then dumped you for Gandalf, managed to rape himself with a frozen stick of butter because he had no sense of right and