Please, no romantic stuff!
"But wouldn't it be nice to just sit down here and have a nice, romantic picnic with the wind blowing and..."
NO.
You seem confident in your team. Let's see how good they are.
"I believe your team needs some more training."
But I already have a room back home! Still, I never turn down freebies...
Well, I guess a quick rest won't hurt.....but I've got my eye on you, old lady....
They're fighters, not actors.
Alex, show her how wee kick donkey.
Finally, a new route! Let's see what wee can catch...
"Hello, stranger! May I ask why you're here?"
Um....because I'm a Trainer?
"Then I guess you want me to join you, stranger!"
Then welcome aboard, I guess. You got a name?
"My friends call me Alyssa, stranger. Hmmm...I guess I should call you Master now, right?"
You can if you want, Alyssa, but my team's full right now, so I'm gonna have to send you to the PC...
Wait, you want ME to collect ashes? Crazy old man....
Wow, that was a long walk from Mauville. Let's rest up and see if they're selling anything good here.
"I have already checked the Poke Mart. They are selling some useful TM."
Then I guess wee all better go check it out!
You're right, Emma, those were some useful TMs!
"Look, Master, free candy! I think I'll help myself to a few pieces!"
Alyssa?!? How did you get out of the PC?
"I don't feel so good..."
"Look, Master, I evolved!"
Excellent! But I still don't have room for you on the team right now, so you've got to go back to the PC...
But I just bought a few of those.....still, it IS a freebie...
Another new area! I think wee know what that means!
"You! Trainer! You think you're some kind of bigshot, don't you?"
Well, maybe a little...After all, I defeated the Kanto Elite Four and...
"Now you listen here, soldier. I once killed 50 'Mons with my bare claws!"
50 'Mons? With your BARE CLAWS? You sound like a crazy old guy...which means I can't leave you alone out here. You're coming with us.
"Oh, so now you're just gonna kidnap me? One day you'll wish you never messed with Cotton!"
Yeah, yeah, whatever, just stay in the PC until I can figure out what to do with you...
Hmmm...It seems wee got here so fast that wee missed a number of trainers on the way, so let's go back and kick some donkey!
Zzzzzzzzzz.....Huh? Did you say something?
Yawn....another bug. Wake me up when it's over, Alex.
I don't think so.
"Master, how can a bird made of STEEL fly?"
I don't know or care. Just put it out of its misery.
That's clearly NOT a bird....
Um....okay....
"It's so cute! Too bad I have to beat you..."
Uh oh....It's a Ninja Boy...I've heard they use Koffing....and wee all know what Koffings like to do, right?
"THIS is what you're scared of?? How pathetic."
"Ugh....this thing's tougher than it looks....but I can still beat it!"
Well, at least that Koffing's out of the way, but he's still got a Grimer....Emma, you're up!
"As you wish, Master."
"I could have beaten it too, you know....."
Guess it's Double Battle time....
"Even the mighty dragons fall to my power!"
"You may be strong, little one, but your lack of speed will be your downfall!"
That's a little weird....
"What's wrong, little snake? You thought I'd be afraid of you just because I'm a girl?"
Not really, but it's better than being stuck in a heat wave....
"Taste the power of my rage!"
Dammit....another Double Battle!
"Nothing to worry about, Master. Wee've got things under control!"
"Slice and dice!"
Yes, I do. Now shut up and battle!
"I love roasting bugs!"