Funnybutrandom Wrote:oh oh oh oh, I've got it, what has been seen can not be unseen, without a small statue to the head

Funnybutrandom Wrote:oh oh oh oh, I've got it, what has been seen can not be unseen, without a small statue to the head

Give it time...

Huh. A masturbating asphyxyiophile murders his mum when she catches him in the middle of the act. Here's my take on things:

1) The mother should have knocked first
2) The son should have been doing it out of immediate sight
3) The door should have been locked

oh, and:

4) Statues should be kept away from this person when he's rubbing one off

In the interests of prevention of similar crimes and embarrassment:

5) Don't get into asphyxiophilia. Not Even Once.
6) Only have fun with Mr. Right/Left when nobody else is at home or something.


That's about it, I'm still lol'ing at the article.

♫♪ you do it at night and not in broad daylight ♪♫

It's Palmela Handerson. -.-

Major wat...

ProperBritish Wrote:i saw this a couple days ago on Sankaku Complex

major double you tee eff

i think i should burn you with lava.

Senseito7 Wrote:Also read this on Sankaku first (lol @ EP readership).

i also need to burn you.