Assassinator Wrote:It makes you invisible, but it wouldn't make anything else invisible, like your cloths, what you're carrying and so on.


So you'll have to walk around naked. Then 60 seconds later...

Exactly why there would most likely be some buttsex involved.

But after thinkin about it a little today i figured out what i would do.

First, ill start by setting the scene. Location: Austin, Texas. Year: Present. Time of day: 1PM.

I would put the potion in my pocket, and go to a cop station and 'borrow' the most badass lookin cop car, turn on the siren and yell "Pigs are dumber than dogchocolate," through the CB speaker thing. Then id get tha hell outa there, and light up a fat donkey blunt of dank, leading the world's biggest, longest lasting, most badass cop chase. Complete with crazy donkey driftin, badass jumps, and of course nothing but pro donkey driving.

While being chased i would somehow start stripping off all my clothes, to prepare for the escape, and start smokin cigarettes to keep my cool.

I keep driving till I reach the Canadian border... Whatever state i might be in, i mean i am in a cop chase who knows where ill end up.

Right when i see the border to Canada and im within a quarter mile of it i open the vile and chug the potion down, and dive outa tha car haulin as much donkey into Canada as possible. I would then begin my new life in Canada.