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Santa VS Superman
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ZiNgA BuRgA
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RE: Santa VS Superman
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Delivering presents to the kiddies the fastest.
Santa would be trained in the art, so thus, he wins.

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Stopping a terrorist thread on Christmas day.
It's a threat - you don't stop threats - you respond to them.
So neither would win.

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Christmas shopping (being more efficient in terms of saving money).
Superman could easily fly in and out without paying anything.  However, his moral sense of judgment wouldn't allow him to do that.
Santa, on the other hand, makes all the presents, so he could threaten the store owners with thoughts of discontinuing supplies to get reduced prices.

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Fastest to travel around the world.
Superman - he did around 30 laps in 1 second in that movie.  Reindeer, it seems, were never meant for ultra-high speed travel.

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Cooking the (best tasting) turkey.
Santa would use his magic - obvious win for him.

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Boxing (assuming they complete the above in a day)
Santa would come prepared with some leftover Kryptonite used to make the presents.  What happens later, well....

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Enjoying their Christmas present.
Santa's seen all the Christmas presents, however, being given one of them would mean that the person giving the presents liked the present, and thought it would be suitable for Santa.  The thought would be enjoyable for Santa.
For Superman, who knows?
So who would win?  Probably Superman.

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Playing Wipeout Pure.
Superman would break the PSP in a fit of rage.  Santa would give the PSP to his engineer-elf, who, hopefully, knows how the PSP works (without wasting all the time inspecting cables).

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Winning over a girl's heart.
I was careful not to mention age in this one.  Also, I didn't say who would be more attractive.
For a girl under the age of 8, Santa could easily win, simply by showering her with gifts.  Superman, on the other hand, is hopeless with kids.
Over the age of 8, they would no longer believe in Santa, so he wouldn't have a chance.

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Getting the highest post count on EP.
Superman's knowledge of traveling beyond the stratosphere would mean that he would survive in the Void the longest.
(This post was last modified: 31/12/2007 03:17 AM by ZiNgA BuRgA.)
31/12/2007 03:14 AM
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Santa VS Superman - ZiNgA BuRgA - 25/12/2007, 03:49 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - .:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.™ - 25/12/2007, 03:55 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - cR@Zy!NgLi$h - 25/12/2007, 04:06 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Sparker - 25/12/2007, 04:11 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Wolkenritter - 26/12/2007, 12:55 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - _VEndeTta - 26/12/2007, 07:39 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Dupain - 26/12/2007, 08:23 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - _VEndeTta - 26/12/2007, 09:26 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Dupain - 26/12/2007, 09:41 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - _VEndeTta - 26/12/2007, 10:01 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Dupain - 26/12/2007, 10:29 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Wolkenritter - 26/12/2007, 05:32 PM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Dupain - 26/12/2007, 10:53 PM
RE: Santa VS Superman - |-Anubis-| - 26/12/2007, 11:43 PM
RE: Santa VS Superman - ZiNgA BuRgA - 31/12/2007 03:14 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - cR@Zy!NgLi$h - 31/12/2007, 03:30 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Dupain - 31/12/2007, 06:52 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - gsmoke - 31/12/2007, 07:14 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Sparker - 31/12/2007, 07:19 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - gsmoke - 31/12/2007, 07:32 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Dupain - 31/12/2007, 07:42 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - ZiNgA BuRgA - 31/12/2007, 06:30 PM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Dupain - 01/01/2008, 12:01 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Sparker - 01/01/2008, 05:36 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Dupain - 01/01/2008, 06:05 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - dedat - 01/01/2008, 06:07 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Dupain - 01/01/2008, 06:15 AM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Wolkenritter - 01/01/2008, 07:11 PM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Davis - 01/01/2008, 07:20 PM
RE: Santa VS Superman - u_c_taker - 01/01/2008, 12:57 PM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Sparker - 01/01/2008, 06:07 PM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Hellgiver - 01/01/2008, 08:12 PM
RE: Santa VS Superman - Sparker - 01/01/2008, 09:41 PM

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