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RE: Santa VS Superman
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:...who would win at:
- Delivering presents to the kiddies the fastest.
- Stopping a terrorist thread on Christmas day.
- Christmas shopping (being more efficient in terms of saving money).
- Fastest to travel around the world.
- Cooking the (best tasting) turkey.
- Boxing (assuming they complete the above in a day)
- Enjoying their Christmas present.
- Playing Wipeout Pure.
- Finding love.
- Santa. (Santa's reindeer must travel at a speed of 5,800 kilometers (3,604 miles) per second to make the trip on time).
- Superman (the only thread Santa knows is the magic stuff he ties his sack up with... Superman knows c++.
- Santa. If they can't make it, his elves simply do it for him... Many hands make light work.
- Santa. 3,604mps is fast.
- Santa. 2 words: MRS. CLAUS.
- Superman. Hands Down.
- Santa. Ho Ho Ho... Ho... Ho...
- Superman. Santa's still working out this whole computer interweb thingy...
- Santa. Married for years, Superman still struggling to score! (Lois).
- Superman can type faster than Santa. Santa's fingers are FAT.
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(This post was last modified: 25/12/2007 04:16 AM by cR@Zy!NgLi$h.)
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25/12/2007 04:06 AM |
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