crazy-asian Wrote:you think that's bad? that's nothing compared to the laptop i just got. It was built for Win98. It has a 6GB hard drive, half of which is taken up by an illegal  verision of XP. It only has 128 MB RAM. Battery life of an hour and a half. 380 MHz clock speed. Pentium 3. One USB port. No internal CD drive, no internal wireless card. ONE speaker built in. speaker is on BOTTOM of laptop pointing DOWN. only has Microsoft office 2000. It can be foun on ebay in perfect condition for $30

Well, I have an even more suckier laptop! It has a small black and white LCD. If you use it more than 10 mins the corners begin to fade worse and worse until you let it recover for a while. The battery is huge and lasts 3 minutes. Its 20mhz, has 8 MB Ram and I think less than 100mb harddrive. I have a huge docking station for it that has an extra bay for two 5.5" Floppy drives, an IDE controller for them and 2 slots for ISA expansion cards.

It runs Windows 3.11 and I once used the internet on it. Yes, this pos was connected to the internet. How? I connected a LPT PARALLEL PORT to Ethernet adapter to it! Yes! And then I installed OPERA FOR WIN3.11 on it. After hours of software and drivers and whatever I was able to load Google.com in UNDER ONE MINUTE!