There's absolutely no one I want to ask about anything.  That's probably because I like to figure things out for myself.

I was talking to a friend one time, and I asked them if they ever asked anyone for help when they had reached a rough spot with *******.  They told me, "Yeah, I had one problem with something, so I asked someone, 'how do you make ******?' and their response was for me to fudge off.  Now I don't need help with anything regarding **** ********, because I know it like the back of my hand, since I figured it out myself."

That person also said, that people ask them for help all time regarding what they do, but their response is always, "Figure it out yourself".  Which I thought was hash at first, but it makes sense, because if they've spent hours, days, weeks, months, and years, doing what they do with absolutely no help.  Then anyone else can do it too.