^ Oh man I hate it when that happens
except I dream I'm online chatting with you fine people. I sometimes find myself reaching for my pocket at night thinking i lost my smartphone. I also hate it when you sleep and you wake up the next day feeling that only 10 minutes have gone by!

Wet dreamz are rare if you are a regular fapper you need to stress yourself for a month for it to happen. I want to read everyone's dreams so if you have one share it but don't make one up be honest.