Seems like Blapkmarket is more aimed at pirating paid apps.  So yeah, I guess people don't want .apks of free apps.  Sucks.

Googling for it doesn't seem to always turn up the newest versions (or even remotely new).  Don't have Wifi.  I wonder if it's possible to do some sort of reverse tethering - activate USB tethering, then somehow set up a gateway on the computer which the phone connects through (or set up a HTTP proxy and use Senseito's suggestion above).
Alternatively, if I can set up a Wifi AP on my netbook, I could try through that.

Then I'd have to copy the .apks from /data/apps over to the sdcard, then copy that back to the computer.  So damn convoluted.  All of which could be saved if they let you download the damn .apk files from the Android market.

*sigh* I guess I should get used to computers moving towards treating everyone like dumb f*cks and not letting you do things the way you want to.