I see this idle threat, and here's what I think:

Chances of them doing it? Minimal. But if they can...
Effects on 90% of the first world? Titanic.
Rectal Ravaging rates for November 2011? Off the charts.
Effect to myself? None whatsoever.

Bring it on, I want to bear witness to the biggest case of IRL Posterior Pain that the internet can produce.