I've just finished climbing a tower for fudge-all reason, other than to lose a pokemon. I had the choice of climbing the inside or outside, and I forgot that it's the outside which is important.
At least I didn't have to put a grave where there shouldn't be a grave for poor Eduardo.

Outside the mountain. And there's fog everywhere, that spoon ain't safe, yo. What if some twat isn't looking where they're going? Express trip to the foot of the mountain, health benefits not included.

Ugh. Mountain pirates.

Well, I'm sorry that this fudgeing graveyard-mountain is so fudgeing stupid and that you can't get to the summit from the inside.

Well, I got to say, I wish I had gotten here earlier... perhaps I could have wiped you all out at once, and saved me the trip.

Anyhow, the mini-pirates provide as much resistance as a shield of butter against a thermic lance.

Time for what, exactly?

Ah, stalling for the sake of it. Not even I can bypass that much ablative shielding.

Now, look. The pirate captain's picking on old people. Scummy bastard.

What on earth would a temple have two of that team magma would only want one of?

Oh boy. Archaelogical artefacts. Old-world Safety Cubes.


Hur hur hur, that's what I said when I and Gab- Wait, hold on, I'm not done beating the spoon out of you and your goons!

Well, it just did.

Well, I don't get the big deal, they're just two different-colored orbs. Get some glass, blow some new ones.

Oh.

Good news is, this is just a coincidence. I've never seen a pirate and an eco-terrorist work together... except for Greenpeace, those buggers get pretty close.

Red-hood-wearing ponces? Yeah, probably them.

Used dildo. MAGMA ADMIN TABITHA looks like the sort of chick who'd go around wearing one.

Used dildo then.

Well, I suppose if I ever need another phallic object, yeah.

I am... astounded that TABITHA could get this inside her.


I'm sure those magmagoons can wait. For now, I finish what I stared at Pyre; ass-kicking, en masse.

Do I look like a gigantic meatbun?
Oh, wait. Lycra, t-shirt, cyclist-attire... yeah, I probably do.


Whoa. This guy... he's hooked up, man. Spoon. He's not even related to MAGMA, and he knows what they're doing... I'm guessing that they should probably stop shouting what they do at every small child that has access to HM03 and a water-type.

That is a good question. This guy is suprisingly smart, for a goon.

Question is, where is it?

Hm. I remember some magma goon doing something suspicious a while back...



...
I have a bit of a run ahead of me.