(09/06/2011 09:32 AM)eKusoshisut0 Wrote:  

(09/06/2011 02:17 AM)Wolkenritter Wrote:  There is a large amount of ninja content within this cafeteria's food. Unless you cut back on the amount of ninjas used in the food, I'm afraid this place will have to be suspended.

Fortunately, I have consumed plenty of food with large amount of ninja content and have become immune and have also gained new ninja powers.

It seems I must make the audience aware of the harmful affects of consuming a large amount of ninjas.

- You attract pirate bites
- Even the slightest graze can instantly kill you
- People will have trouble seeing you
- You may randomly impale yourself on a katana after making simple mistakes
- You lose your speaking ability

Quote:I'm a ninja. Should I be worried???

You would make fine ingredient.