make it quick and painless
      Dear xxx,
               You are one of the most ignorant person i have ever met, you constantly do xxx and that xxx makes me xxx! you are a scurge of the earth, a cum guzzling, maggot tasting, penis biting, cockroach looking, nail on chalkboard sounding, rodent! if i ever see you doing xxx and there aree no xxx around to see me, im going to xxx your xxx with my xxx in the xxx while xxx watches, laughing the whole time, you fudging xxx!
                                                                    Sincerely, xxx