Once upon a time there was a person who was so ugly he couldnt see his face in the mirror so he had to use michaelp's special mirror that showed his ugly face all censored with black bubble gum rapping papper in his mothers butthole, so he decided one day he would get his parents to pay for him to go to the suicide booth. When he asked this he got a slap in his face so hard that his nose started bleeding. So he decided after that to go on his computer and join a forum named ugly duckling and he was b anned from there because he was uglier than the rest. He really needed to go to the bathroom so he went to the bathroom and considerer wat to do, and he decided to kill himself. But then he decided to hang himself in the livingroom, but then he changed his mind on what rope to use but he decided to go with killing himself in a piece of spoon but there was none around so he went to the garage...and got an axe. Then he wondered what such a wonderful axe was doing lying in a puddle of blood. He looked down on himself and realized that he had actually comitted suicide.

Happily he went to hell and ruled all of heaven and pwnt his mothers head, so he decided to get face surgery except in hell it was free, when the surgery was finished