lol at urban dictionary

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kitchen porter

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The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like spoon.
A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."

B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."

its funny cause its partially true

though in recent months wee have been stupidly understaffed in kitchen
(2 chefs and me as KP for mon-sun work 12-9pm)
so i end up chefing half of the meals
i do all the starters and also the grill and sandwiches i can do the other stuff but meh

also the ferry to go back over is costing me £280 so im saving some wage up