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Sparker Wrote:Actually aren't Wapanese people who think and believe they are born and raised in Japan not people who think they turned into anime characters?

Well I suppose it works aswell.

No, a Wapanese (aka Weeaboo) = a Wannabe Japanese.  It also mostly refers to whites (though other Asians can be waps too I guess...).




So if you...  (Disclaimer: I'm not in any way against the Japanese... only the Wapanese/Weeaboos.)
  • Think Japan is a superior country and most stuff from Japan is better than your own country's counterpart.  "Oh, it'd be sooo much better if I was born in Japan instead".
  • Regularly use Japanese words in your speech ("This doll is way kawaii").
  • Will very regularly choose to buy Japanese food or Japan orignated food at a premium (eg. pocky) with little reason besides for the fact that it originated in Japan.  (And if you say that's because Japanese food tastes the best and/or is the only stuff that tastes good, then you get bonus wap points).
  • Are completely obsessed with anime, such that it's pretty much the only stuff you watch (because "obvious anime is superior to whatever trash is on local TV").
  • Will always side with the Japanese side whatever the argument, even if it's against your own country.  Bonus wap points if it's become a natural instinct.
  • Regularly bring up how Japan is good xyz and/has awesome xyz and whatever during random conversations... (A: Fuck, I hate it when I miss the train.  B: In Japan, they have these awesome high tech bullet trains, they're like way fast and way confortable...., Japan also has the best... ...")
  • Owns collections of Japanese stuff like figures, dollfies, whatever imported at ripoff prices, and/or cosplay costumes, and they are some of your most treasured possesions.
  • In games and/or interenet forums where you can give a nick to yourself and/or your character, you always choose some Japanese name, and/or add "-chan/-san/-kun/-whatever" to the end of the name.
  • Mostly listen to Japanese music.  Either because "English/whatever music have trash lyics" (in reality, Japanese music isn't any better), or "Japanese music sounds better". EDIT: or "Japanese idols more kawaii".
  • Will always prefer to watch anime in Japanese with subtitles, and think English dubs are always trash and way inferior, and will defend this point to death.  (Psychology fact:  while in reality, a lot of the times it's probably because the first version of anything you hear will go into your mind as the "normal", and everything after will get compared to it and thus appear "off" or "incorrect").
  • Is feeling butthurt upset from reading this post.  (Really, if you're not a wapanese, why would you?)

...then you show signs of being a wapanese.



If... A couble of these things match what you do, and you prefer to keep that fact hidden... then you're mildly wapanese, and it's probably fine for the most part, as long as it doesn't escalate further.

If... About half or so of these things match what you do, and you think I'm a big asshole and I shuld mind my own business, "so what If I'm obsessed with Japan"... then you're well on your way to becomming already a full wapanese.

If... Most or all of these things match what you do, and you feel all that stuff is perfectly fine, and you're really angry, and you're going to hurr durr to me about it... then wapanese-ness is now part of your blood and you are beyond any form of help.  The Japanese hold honor in high regard, how about copying that aspect and stop being a disgrace to your own country?


Heh, I just made myself a whole lot of new enemies... again.
(This post was last modified: 27/02/2010 08:24 PM by Assassinator.)
27/02/2010 08:06 PM
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wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Kana - 27/02/2010, 09:43 AM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Davis - 27/02/2010, 09:45 AM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Sparker - 27/02/2010, 04:32 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Kana - 27/02/2010, 09:48 AM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - 1-R - 27/02/2010, 11:33 AM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Grey Ghost - 27/02/2010, 04:57 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Cirehpsa - 27/02/2010, 11:34 AM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - ProperBritish - 27/02/2010, 01:57 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Sparker - 27/02/2010, 04:58 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - ZiNgA BuRgA - 27/02/2010, 05:25 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - S7* - 27/02/2010, 06:10 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Hellgiver - 27/02/2010, 06:17 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - ProperBritish - 27/02/2010, 06:19 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Sparker - 27/02/2010, 06:28 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - ProperBritish - 27/02/2010, 06:29 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Assassinator - 27/02/2010 08:06 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Sparker - 27/02/2010, 09:33 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Kana - 27/02/2010, 09:41 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Sparker - 27/02/2010, 09:51 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - feinicks - 27/02/2010, 09:46 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - feinicks - 27/02/2010, 09:51 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Kana - 27/02/2010, 09:53 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - feinicks - 27/02/2010, 10:11 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Kana - 27/02/2010, 10:34 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - 1-R - 27/02/2010, 10:31 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - DataKRASH - 27/02/2010, 10:49 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Sparker - 27/02/2010, 11:42 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - ProperBritish - 28/02/2010, 04:58 AM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Kana - 28/02/2010, 08:41 AM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - Sparker - 28/02/2010, 06:12 PM
RE: wapanese PAOWAAAAA - S7* - 28/02/2010, 09:05 AM

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