lol reminds me of my talk with MS tech support
"hello, my 360 harddrive won't connect to my 360"
" ok, can you go to the settings menu, can you see the 360 hard drive"
" nope"
"ok, take the hard drive off then put it back on"
" done, same result"
"ok, have you tried formatting it"
"no, i can't the 360 won't connect to the hard drive"
" are you sure you can't"
"YES, that's why I'm on the phone to you"