Once upon a time there was a person who was so ugly he couldnt see his face in the mirror so he had to use michaelp's special mirror that showed his ugly face all censored with black bubble gum rapping papper in his mothers butthole, so he decided one day he would get his parents to pay for him to go to the suicide booth. When he asked this he got a slap in his face so hard that his nose started bleeding. So he decided after that to go on his computer and join a forum named ugly duckling and he was b anned from there because he was uglier than the rest. He really needed to go to the bathroom so he