SANTA IS REAL!!!!
He's a jolly fat man that gives out presents to children throughout the world!
although many question his existence, I for one beleive that he's indeed hiding in the south pole, not the north.
reasons for that:

PENGUINS!! (If I remember right, they all live in the south pole...)
He has a few in his fridge so that there's no sortage on food suplies, and keeps a few rotten ones for any lurking predators. So there ya go.

Yeah, kinda bored so here I am.. ta da!