some facts about the bald eagle:

The strike of the eagle talon is so powerful that it's force is twice that of a rifle bullet.
this is obviously untrue as you never see them take on a rifle bullet head on.

Whenever a Bald Eagle migrates south it always goes to the same spot and when it returns north it always goes back to the same spot.
this is because they are stupid and easily confused so they must return to the same spot to avoid confusing themselves

Bald Eagles are the national symbol of the United States
this is because they have nothing better to do.

put that one in your pipe and smoke it