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RE: FMLs
I went there a couple of times. got bored.
But the single greatest one will always be
Quote:Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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25/06/2009 12:40 AM
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FMLs - Joom - 25/06/2009, 12:23 AM
RE: FMLs - Sparker - 25/06/2009, 12:26 AM
RE: FMLs - Joom - 25/06/2009, 12:29 AM
RE: FMLs - Joom - 25/06/2009, 12:30 AM
RE: FMLs - diego - 25/06/2009 12:40 AM
RE: FMLs - Joom - 25/06/2009, 12:42 AM
RE: FMLs - lembas - 25/06/2009, 12:48 AM
RE: FMLs - Method - 25/06/2009, 01:10 AM
RE: FMLs - Joom - 25/06/2009, 01:12 AM
RE: FMLs - feinicks - 25/06/2009, 01:23 AM
RE: FMLs - MoseZ - 25/06/2009, 07:48 AM
RE: FMLs - Guest - 16/02/2011, 11:53 AM
RE: FMLs - Guest - 16/02/2011, 11:54 AM
RE: FMLs - ProperBritish - 16/02/2011, 12:18 PM
RE: FMLs - eKusoshisut0 - 16/02/2011, 12:28 PM
RE: FMLs - ZiNgA BuRgA - 16/02/2011, 04:36 PM
RE: FMLs - lembas - 16/02/2011, 04:56 PM

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