holy chocolatee ur doing it wrong!!

Quote:# Try and avoid the words "is" and "are", such as: "In Soviet Russia, dumb is YOU!!". This just sounds stupid. And, in Soviet Russia, that means stupid is you.
# All sentences end with "YOU!!"* For maximum science, mathematical expressions may end with "you." Example: "pi = 3.14159265you."
# In decadent modern era it becomes more accepted that Russian Reversalisms end with word other than "YOU!!" Example: "In Soviet Russia, car fixes A-Team!!". However, in most places, classic reversal is only method of reversal permitted by law:

    * Always print "YOU" in ALLCAPS and then finish the sentence with no more and no less than two exclamation points, and italicise those even if the rest of sentence isn't. See previous rule for clarification.
    * For example: "In America you follow the rules; in Soviet Russia, rule follows YOU!!"
    * Reread all rules, follow in different order.

Read this: - Source: [Uncyclopedia - Encyclopedia of Randomness]

"In Soviet Russia, the cliff falls on you!"

WRONG!!!

better would be: In Soviet Russia, cliff crushes YOU!!

the is not allowed and use only 3 words

"In Soviet Russia, people are happy to not be free"

double you tee eff?


"In Soviet Russia, poo poo goes in your arse."

Meh. Better: In Soviet Russia, poo poo shits YOU!!

(This post was last modified: 13/05/2007 05:57 AM by Ge64.)