I'm not one to brag, but my fizzog is simply epic. I was originally aiming for the 70's cop look but missed and kept on going. there is no SI unit large enough to describe the magnitude of my head foliage. It is know to scientists as  "bloody enourmous".

I'd vowed never to cut it  but in the end i had to take off the sideburns because they were getting in the way of wearing headphones, which is kinda important when you're doing an A-Level Music Technology course.