Your Grammar was always unsurpassed. Okay, then. I have no choice.

*G Ninja pulls his dictionary kunai knives out of his robe and runs towards the approaching Fortinbot horde. He jumps high above the small army and disperses a cloud of dictionary kunai knives. Most meet their mark, increasing their victim's vocabulary right before killing them. The remaining Fortinbras continue marching towards G Ninja as he lands.*

SPLIT INFINITIVES!!

*G Ninja's palms light up bright red as he shouts. A blue power beam shoots from his mouth and annihilates the remaining Fortinbras and turns them into living Wiki articles. These articles will be deleted by Wikipedia administrators as they are seen as anomalies. This allows the victims to suffer and think about who put them there. Only one victim has ever escaped Split Infinitives, Commie Viking in '08 masterfully convinced the Wiki admins that both they and him were equals, and that no gap of power should separate them. With this logic, the Wiki admins had no choice but to respect Commie Viking's wishes, and he was set free. He died, months later in a drunk driving accident.

G Ninja stares down Dr. Fortinbras.*

You don't want none of this.

I am the G Ninja.