Language bar, i use that to slap computers to 1337 dvorak (and back if i feel considerate)

Ever seen ZFS? It was awesome when I had that using the ported version, it has gz compression by default so I could generate an infinitely large empty file and it would only be 1kb on disk or whatever, then copy it to a friend's pc and it would bork because it took up all the space :P

The driver crashed many times with many scary errors, but the filesystem never broke. I always had all of my files. It doesn't fragment, it doesn't corrupt and it doesn't have limits*.