Want to here a joke ?

I guy walks into a bar with no money

he sits down & asks the bar keep
"can I get a free beer ?"

The bar keep LOL's at the guy & seys
"tell you what I have a donkey in the back, if you can make him laugh I'll give you a beer"

so the guy walks in back & in a few min's everyone in the bar heres the donkey going Heee Hooooo Heeeee Hooooo

& the guy comes back out & sits down,
The bar keep looks at the guy handing him a beer, & says
"here is your beer, how did you get me donkey to laugh that hard ?"

the guy says
"I'll tell you but, first I bet you I can make your donkey cry"

The bar keep said
"tell you what if you can make my donkey cry, I'll give you drinks ALL night for free"  

so the guy gets up & walks back one more time & then everyone in the bar hers the donkey crying. win the guy gets back to the bar the barkeep said "Okay you have drinks all night for free but, I have to ask, how did you get my donkey to laugh ?"

the guy said "I told him my d!ck was bigger then his"

the bar keep laughs & asked
"well how did you get him to cry ?"

The guy said

"I showed him"

(This post was last modified: 23/06/2008 02:31 PM by .:ʕΘЯg@nʔ:.™.)