I love computers more than people, so:
- Must be a robot - so when she gets annoying, off goes the switch (and I may be looking for a refund)
- Following from the above, must be refundable
- Should be hackable/reprogrammable
- Must have a better AI than Alice
- I should be able to browse the internet, check emails, do word processing and watch hershey kisses movies, using her
- Looks: well, hopefully the store has a wide selection, so I'll be able to pick from that.  Otherwise, anything that doesn't make you vomit should be fine.

In fact, Chii fits the description quite nicely...

(This post was last modified: 08/05/2008 04:58 AM by ZiNgA BuRgA.)