xero1 Wrote:A guy walks into pub, sits down and orders a drink.

Some time passes, and says to the bartender "would you like to see something cool" he replies "sure, but I have seen a lot of stuff in my life this better be good"

The guy pulls out a 12" guy and a piano, the 12" guy sits down and starts playing this beautiful song.

The bartender says "now the is cool, where did you get him?" the guy says "from my genie"

Bartender says "That's BS, you don't have one"

The man reaches into is bag and pulls out the lantern, and says "go ahead make a wish"

The bartender rubs the lantern, out comes the genie, and he wishes for a 1,000,000 bucks.

20 minutes pass by, and nothing happens. The bartender says "Ok, where is my money?"

The 12" guy says "Go outside"

The bartender does, and sees the sky filled with a 1,000,000 ducks.

He says "I wished for a 1,000,000 buck, what the hell is this?'

The guy replies "do you think I wished for a 12" pianist"