From the Bucket List:
Edward Cole: Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
Thomas: I'll remember that when I start "decrepitating" sir.

from Hitman:
Agent 47: Because that suitcase perfectly holds my Blazer Sniper Rifle2.45 and a gag for irritating, talkative little girls like yourself. You want me to stop and get it out?
Nika Boronina: I don't know - you think wee have time for foreplay?

from the Dirty Dozen:
Maggot: It's judgement day, sinners!

from Blade Runner:
Deckard: Sushi. That's what my ex-wife called me - cold fish.

from Breakfast Club:
Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
[he falls through ceiling]
Bender: Oh, *spoon*.