Poll: Why did the chicken cross the road?

iggrull · 26/09/2007 07:11 PM

It didn't cross the road. The event you see is really a projection of the space-time continuum, swamp gas, etc...

ZiNgA BuRgA · 26/09/2007 08:02 PM

What about the chicken which just wanted to get to the other side?

Nacos · 26/09/2007 11:45 PM

It just crossed to road so it didn't become a zinger burger.

UncertainGod · 27/09/2007 02:15 AM

I thought ZiNgA BuRgA's were made from the small intestines of innocent children?

ZiNgA BuRgA · 27/09/2007 03:35 AM

LARGE intestines, large... >_>

UncertainGod · 27/09/2007 03:37 AM

ahh, sorry. Never been that good at following recipes.

ZiNgA BuRgA · 27/09/2007 03:42 AM

Oh c'mon - you know KFC always tries to rip you off. Large intestine = sounds big, looks bigger, but due to it's length, gives you a lot less than the small ones :P

In other words, I'm all show but no content...
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diego · 27/09/2007 03:45 AM

that sound yummy!

cR@Zy!NgLi$h · 27/09/2007 04:24 AM

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Oh c'mon - you know KFC always tries to rip you off.  Large intestine = sounds big, looks bigger, but due to it's length, gives you a lot less than the small ones :P

In other words, I'm all show but no content...

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* cR@Zy!NgLi$h wishes he wasn't so L0$t.

cR@Zy!NgLi$h then Wrote:Aw man, I feel sooooo bad!   I was literally TORN between "It was pressured by all these why did the chicken cross the road jokes to see what it was like", "It didn't cross the road. The event you see is really a projection of the space-time continuum...*" and "It was stuck to the chicken who wanted to get to the other side".

I voted without research, and now wish I had of voted for the latter of the three.

Can you please change my vote to the last one, ZiNgA?  

p.s. I love all three.  They will make me famous down the pub.

* Even MORE famous

Poknsmot · 30/09/2007 12:05 PM

wow wee just went out of that box... cause i carried him accross cooked in a KFC bucket... hows that one???

Poll: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	Cause George Bush was on his side of the road.
	It was stuck to the chicken who wanted to get to the other side.
	It was pressured by all these "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes to see what it was like.
	It saw a car comming, so it thought it would try reverse psychology on itself.
	It didn't cross the road. The event you see is really a projection of the space-time continuum...
	It was lost.
	The chicken is strangely sexual.

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