Sounds like a title I would make...

Well I has a shirt. >:I An I can hear it, erm, shirting. d:

You must be high

i had a similar experience but i touched my chest. and inside my body i felt infinity, ever decreasing. and i realized that infinity is not only outside of me branching outwards into space, but also inside me going inwards. and that the tiniest actions eventually grow into big ones.. it was epic

I has a thumb that roars like a dinosaur.

Have you ever looked at your hands? Like, just looked? Been amazed at how they continue to function?

Our hands are clusters of bones held together with sinew and pulled like puppets on string; and yet wee can do so much with them. You can break them, bend them, tear them and they'll still work.

They move, they wiggle, and it's bloody amazing; so much work into just... hands.

Human hands have committed murder and have delivered new life to a mother. They move mountains and give hugs. These hands I have wield my imaginary buster sword on my back. To me they are something "divine" like a symbol of power only I can understand because meany take them for granted. However if my dreams and wishes were within reach, I'd be happy to put them through the hell that this life threatenz me with.

I seriously believe my hands can change the entire planet some day
but for now they will be used for fapping :D