Random Quote:
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
George Carlin

because poland was named after the land of the poles, while holland is the land of the dutch :drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk:

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Random Quote:
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.

BORING

lol
what's wrong with the quotes they're cool

"Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue" :rofl:

You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless mailed

OS/2? What's that? Half of an Operating System?

If I save time, when do I get it back?

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

The truth is out there? Anyone know the URL?

I'm still trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Jerry Seinfeld
I am built for comfort, not speed!

I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.

Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want

My other computer is even slower.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

If it wasn't for C, wee would be using BASI, PASAL, LIPPER and OBOL!

Adults are just kids who owe money.

911...... Press 1 if your house is on fire..... Press 2 if.....

Was today really necessary?

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

I'm in shape ... round is a shape, isn't it?

I want everything; do you have it??

You can't have everything...where would you put it?

Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.

Nobody notices when things go right.

Never assume. It makes an "as

(This post was last modified: 04/03/2007 09:45 PM by Sparker.)

nice signature sparky :cool:

Thanks dasme.

^^Should've told me earlier that you made a sig...  (I have images disabled, lol)

Updated the random sig generator - thanks for the sig Sparker :)