A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.



She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.



The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."



The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.



Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"



The woman said, "That's okay."



For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.



The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women ill flock
to".



The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman
and he will have eyes only for me."



So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!



For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.



The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you."



The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine."



So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!



The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."



Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and
continue feeling good.



Male readers: Please scroll down.







































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!



Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.





Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that
women never listen!!!

LOOOLLLLLL PWNNT:lmao: :rofl:

:mdr:

Here's another one :)

Arrested For Laughing !!!

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing................................:mdr:

She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such manner.

His reply was : When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read : "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins". I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read : "William's stick Did The Trick". Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read : "Dunlop Rubber would have Prevented this accident".

The Case was dismissed.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl:

(This post was last modified: 01/03/2007 05:22 AM by dasme.)

LOL :roooofl

LMAO

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

:rofl::rofl:

loool

omfg lol lmao hahahahahahaha

*edit for more e-pigs to afford a moon ;)

(This post was last modified: 21/02/2008 08:57 PM by beaner2k6.)

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.

''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''

The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''

''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.'' :cool:

hahahaha lmao i love this forum man that teacher seems to really know what loving ice cream is like

*edit for more e-pigs to afford a moon ;)

(This post was last modified: 21/02/2008 08:58 PM by beaner2k6.)